The Marriage of OCD and ADHD

This is how my mind works:

I'm bored. I should check Facebook.

Nothing's on Facebook. I should check Twitter.

Nothing's on Twitter. I should check my email.

Nothing's in my email. I should check Facebook.

(This continues for an hour or so.)

I should go clean. Cleaning is fun.

Oh my jeez that cabinet is dirty.

OH MY GRACIOUS that door needs to be cleaned!

Those walls are a bit dirty too...but so is the door...I'm bored of that, I want to clean cabinets.

Oh wait, the wall still needs to be cleaned. I should do that.

Why won't that stain come off??? Scrub harder. It still won't come off!

Oh look, there's a spot on the floor that needs to be cleaned.

That stain on the cabinet is still there! I'll try scrubbing it again, just in case.

I need Mr. Clean. I think Mr. Clean is my soulmate.

The stain still won't come off. I wish we could just repaint these stupid cabinets.

I hate cleaning. Cleaning should die.

Hmm, I wonder if anything's been posted on Facebook yet...