Thursday, September 23, 2010

I just overheard the lamest conversation

Freshman 1: Guess what I had for dinner last night? Pancakes and eggs and toast!
Freshman 2: I like toast.
Freshman 1: I was having a craving for eggs so I decided to eat an egg.

Really? I can't decide if you were trying to be funny or random or whatever. You're not. No one cares what you had for dinner last night.

What I really love about this is how much this tells you about the dynamics between these two "friends." Freshman 1 didn't even wait for a response before enlightening her friend about her dinner. And then Freshman 2 said something about toast and Freshman 1 just ignored her and started started talking about her craving for eggs.

Freshman 2 needs to ditch this girl. Besides this pointless conversation, she's loud, full of herself, and super annoying. She's like the most stereotypical middle schooler ever. It's awful.

5 comments:

  1. I love listening in on random conversations. It's really interesting finding out how other's make small talk of. At the job I have I stand behind a counter sending faxes and making copies for people all day and while they wait they chit chatter away endlessly ( sometimes I have to stand in front of them and wave their papers in front of their faces to get their attention. )

    I had two gentlemen discuss their bathroom habits while waiting for me to make laminations for them once. It was fantastically awkward.

    ReplyDelete
  2. I overheard a little girl the other day who said "Mum, why have I never seen a baby pigeon?" :)
    And so I made a whole post about it:

    http://www.giddyfingers.com/2010/09/today-i-realised-i-have-never-seen-baby.html

    Marsy x

    ReplyDelete
  3. LOL Fuzakeru, super awkward.

    ReplyDelete