"If you were an Indian, your name would be "Runs Like Fag." - middle school guy in the mall to his middle school friend.

1) Indian is not equal to Native American.

2) Cool, stereotype all homosexual people. They all run prissily. Because all gays are effeminate, and there are no athletes who are gay.

3) Being gay is not an insult.

4) Saying the word "fag" does not make you cool.

5) You're trying too hard.